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after a world-class Bad Night, yesterday brought two Very Near Misses: some bitch in a BMW rear ended me downtown, but strangely, with no noticable damage to the coche; a cop pulled me over on the hill for going straight when only a right was sanctioned, but strangely, he let me go with a warning. what am i to make of these strange ambivalent harbingers? someone please tell me. . .

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  • maestro

    maestro said:

    good karma, nice smile and that copy that you can you to seduce police friends

    Thu, Oct 12 2006 at 1:31 PM PDT | delete | block user
  • robertbevandalton

    robertbevandalton said:

    or maybe it was the handjob.

    Thu, Oct 12 2006 at 1:35 PM PDT | delete | block user
  • grim

    grim said:

    Probably the gay bluetooth headset...

    Thu, Oct 12 2006 at 4:28 PM PDT | delete | block user
  • robertbevandalton

    robertbevandalton said:

    it is a special issue headset -- the gaymo 4000 -- that automatically dials horny men within a hundred yards.

    Thu, Oct 12 2006 at 7:41 PM PDT | delete | block user
  • steffer

    steffer said:

    Should I feel guitly for liking this pic? It really rocks.

    Sun, Oct 15 2006 at 3:36 PM PDT | delete | block user
  • robertbevandalton

    robertbevandalton said:

    you have a keen eye, steffer; most people do not realize that in this photo i am, in fact, performing radial keratotomy surgery on myself -- which is why i got pulled over (my permit for mobile eye surgery had expired).

    Tue, Oct 17 2006 at 5:33 PM PDT | delete | block user
  • gangstaa

    gangstaa said:

    LOL CUTE YOU LOOK A BIT TOO HAPPY FOR GETTING YANKED OVER TO THE SIDE~ ;)

    Wed, Dec 12 2007 at 2:01 AM PST | delete | block user
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